Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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