Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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