this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Shame - the story of my life.
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