my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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