Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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