so that wasnt chicken after all
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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