some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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