Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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