we're blogging at a bar
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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