so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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