Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
im holly from the hills drunk
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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