She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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