NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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