is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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