You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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