Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i've created a new STD.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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