it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
