like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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