you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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