Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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