fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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