Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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