Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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