She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you will always have a special place in my vag
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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