She said her name was "party"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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