so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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