Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
