So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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