I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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