rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
