Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
