My room smells like vodka and shame
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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