There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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