You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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