Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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