its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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