no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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