you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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