Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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