Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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