would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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