Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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