Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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