i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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