I am spending my child support on dildos
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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