She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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