So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
home. puking in laundry basket.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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