You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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