Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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