It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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