Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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