is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
nutella sex= disaster
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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