It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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