I must be too annoying 4 u.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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