He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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