chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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