their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
