I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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