her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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